{"product_id":"military-grade-shart-survival-kit-for-when-your-butt-commits-treason","title":"🤣Military-Grade Shart Survival Kit for When Your Butt Commits Treason","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSO FUNNY YOUR BUTT LAUGHS FIRST.\u003c\/strong\u003e Colonel Colon reporting for doody! This ultimate potty kit is packed with so many jokes, even your butt will blush. Whoever gets it (dad, boyfriend, that cute guy from finance) might snort, fart, or both.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/905fa9dc3eae9a92e193f3436608e041d09eb989.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE ENEMY WAS INSIDE ALL ALONG. The warmth. The dread. The betrayal. \u003cstrong\u003eWhen your butt writes checks your pants can’t cash, you need a survival kit packed with hilarious poop jokes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/0fb04a7e99a601991bdcbb6ba3adb145ac8ca241.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎯 All-in-One Survival Essentials 🧰\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003ePacked with must-haves for unexpected \"rear-end rebellions\"! Everything you need to handle digestive mutiny quickly, discreetly, and with zero panic.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/d31e65e2c64614de33507d047528888d5c8d6f57.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🎁 Quirky \u0026amp; Memorable Present ✨\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eStand out with a gift that’s equal parts funny and functional! Great for white elephant parties, birthdays, or as a silly surprise for loved ones with a sense of humor.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/494ad5f6840e397c2cd6a598940c3210c7a0a572.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e 🚀 Compact \u0026amp; Discreet Design 🎒\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eSmall enough to stash in bags, desks, or cars—discreet emergency support for when your butt commits treason, no matter where you are!\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/0ed1471284f5a52237f3cf4c0719a7ab759bb92e.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/e450160cf8fce89986004ebaa1d26b64cd2b59fa.jpg\" width=\"600\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat’s in the Box?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou'll receive a hinged metal tin shart kit containing a tissue pack, non-alcoholic wet wipes, white disposable underwear, survivor's badge and an instructions card. Wipes NOT FLUSHABLE.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/c35f542cda5eeca08ac61736d40696e055d2b530.jpg\" width=\"600\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.hotishop.com\/image\/81c3bb898d13162ec6fdc8dc19556d6c4678d899.jpg\" width=\"600\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"PawMake","offers":[{"title":"✨Buy 1 Set","offer_id":48444226437344,"sku":null,"price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"👍BUY 2 Sets(Save 10% \u0026Free Shipping) -🔥Best Seller","offer_id":48444226470112,"sku":null,"price":48.98,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/7286\/4224\/files\/1_0a84c22f-691f-44ff-92ae-7f880d465fff.avif?v=1766043562","url":"https:\/\/pawmake.com\/products\/military-grade-shart-survival-kit-for-when-your-butt-commits-treason","provider":"PawMake","version":"1.0","type":"link"}